Ok, I suppose you might ask -- how can you make a "peeve" out of somebody's hair?
To that I say: Have you seen this hair???
I could have just said "Justin Bieber" and been done with it, but when you get right down to it -- it's the hair that drives me nuts. I mean, REALLY??!!??
Guys just shouldn't look like they spend too much time on their hair. Ok, it may be politically incorrect of me to say this but - it's gay! Effeminate. Girly.
How much time does this kid spend under a hair dryer??
Now, I get that many guys do actually spend a lot of time on their hair -- and most do it in such a manner as to make it look like they don't actually spend that much time in front of a mirror. Even so, most of these guys don't look like their mom probably laid out their clothes for them that morning.
I guess the fact that I never swooned over any teen-heart throbs when I was a teenybopper means I should just take myself out of the equation here. I don't get it. OK. But -- come on! Wait till they get a little testosterone in them please! Throw that tadpole back and let him grow some legs . . . . and cut that hair!
Another problem I have is with the basic hairstyle -- lets just hope this doesn't catch on. For Chr!$#-sake, it's a comb-over! Just wait - there will soon be 40-60 year old men with hair combed over their bald foreheads Bieber Style.
I am not looking forward to getting hit on by a 50something Bieberwannabe. When I look at a guy and think blow-job, I don't want to be thinking about hairdryers.
Boys should look like boys -- not like something his sister experimented with at her last slumber party.
To that I say: Have you seen this hair???
I could have just said "Justin Bieber" and been done with it, but when you get right down to it -- it's the hair that drives me nuts. I mean, REALLY??!!??
Guys just shouldn't look like they spend too much time on their hair. Ok, it may be politically incorrect of me to say this but - it's gay! Effeminate. Girly.
How much time does this kid spend under a hair dryer??
Now, I get that many guys do actually spend a lot of time on their hair -- and most do it in such a manner as to make it look like they don't actually spend that much time in front of a mirror. Even so, most of these guys don't look like their mom probably laid out their clothes for them that morning.
I guess the fact that I never swooned over any teen-heart throbs when I was a teenybopper means I should just take myself out of the equation here. I don't get it. OK. But -- come on! Wait till they get a little testosterone in them please! Throw that tadpole back and let him grow some legs . . . . and cut that hair!
Another problem I have is with the basic hairstyle -- lets just hope this doesn't catch on. For Chr!$#-sake, it's a comb-over! Just wait - there will soon be 40-60 year old men with hair combed over their bald foreheads Bieber Style.
I am not looking forward to getting hit on by a 50something Bieberwannabe. When I look at a guy and think blow-job, I don't want to be thinking about hairdryers.
Boys should look like boys -- not like something his sister experimented with at her last slumber party.
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