A bumper sticker I'll always remember:
"IZ YOU LONESOME OR IZ YOU BLIND?
WHY IZ YOU SO CLOSE TO MY BEHIND?"
Most tailgating doesn't bother me. Actually, I guess it really doesn't happen all that often. However, few things annoy me more then a truck riding my A$$ down a two lane road because they feel that not only am I not going fast enough for them, but they have the advantage of height, weight, and glaring chrome to breath down my neck.
This does not amuse, nor does it move me. I don't care if you're in an F150, my lil' Honda has every right to drive the speed limit (normally a wee bit above). Go ahead, rev your engine and waste some more gas!
I also like this bumper sticker:
"I BREAK FOR TAILGATERS"
Although breaking is not my usual go-to move, I find the idea amusing, and often find myself slowing down the closer a car gets to me -- particularly if in heavy traffic and I know the moron has no other option but to stay behind me.
Of course, I accelerate if necessary. . . . . . Like if they try to pass.
Carma Chameleon
"IZ YOU LONESOME OR IZ YOU BLIND?
WHY IZ YOU SO CLOSE TO MY BEHIND?"
Most tailgating doesn't bother me. Actually, I guess it really doesn't happen all that often. However, few things annoy me more then a truck riding my A$$ down a two lane road because they feel that not only am I not going fast enough for them, but they have the advantage of height, weight, and glaring chrome to breath down my neck.
This does not amuse, nor does it move me. I don't care if you're in an F150, my lil' Honda has every right to drive the speed limit (normally a wee bit above). Go ahead, rev your engine and waste some more gas!
I also like this bumper sticker:
"I BREAK FOR TAILGATERS"
Although breaking is not my usual go-to move, I find the idea amusing, and often find myself slowing down the closer a car gets to me -- particularly if in heavy traffic and I know the moron has no other option but to stay behind me.
Of course, I accelerate if necessary. . . . . . Like if they try to pass.
Carma Chameleon
